I was a little skeptical of this statement especially considering the source (PETA) so I decided to do a little research and here are my findings:Supporting Evidence:
- None
Contrary Evidence:
- Where were the fish when I needed help moving? Under water somewhere.
- Fish are delicious.
- Fish are full of omega 3 fatty acids.
- Fish eat other fish. They are even food for themselves!
Conclusions:
- Fish make really shitty friends.
- Fish are not only food but really good food.
- Dirty hippies love stickers.
7 comments:
Hahahaha....
Once when my friend Tom came home there was a note on the door of his apartment that said "Kill Whitey"
He had very cheap rent.
man i love fish but that is just lame. I hate those peta people.
I evolved from a fish.
I have a pet fish (Jude).
He didn't lift a single box when I moved last month.
Jerk.
I hate them because they take a potential good cause and muck it up with crazy talk. However, I am sure some are perfectly nice people.
I myself enough crazy people.
I myself enjoy crazy people is what I meant to write.
See because I am one of them.
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