My lips are all dried out from the wind due to all the cycling I have been doing lately and I left my Carmex at home. I went down to the little store we have in our lobby and bought some chapstick. I thought it was just plain but when I got back to my ofice and opened it up I realized it is vanilla scent. STRONG vanilla scented. Now everything I eat tastes like cookies. Stupid ChapStick.
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I spent the entire day yesterday wondering why the hell my office smelled like vanilla... until I noticed the cleaning lady putting in vanilla scented trash bags.
That's the same, right?
Carmex is the only way to go.
Winter: Vanilla scented trash bags? You must work at some swanky office. My office is not so sophisticated. We have a basketball hoop at the end of the aisle and Nerf gun battles are frequent.
Grant: I agree. The only problem is that the lid to the tub often starts to collect little bits of nasty debris over time and I feel compelled to clean it out.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
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