You see, there is a girl here who can't seem to stop saying and doing inappropriate things around the office. Since I have been here, she has had several mishaps. Here is a short list:
- Got wasted at last company get together and decided it would be funny to grab everybody's asses.
- Threw up outside above event on a very crowded street.
- Accidentally sent an email to everyone in the department asking if she could borrow a tampon.
- A picture of her flashing some guy at a bar was circulated throughout the office.
- Called a client with the name Bonner "Mr. Boner" repeatedly until he corrected her on the pronunciation.
I am not a person who is offended by any of this but I feel bad for her cuz she is never going to get promoted as long as she is at this company. Poor girl.
8 comments:
I think she sounds like a blast! A hot mess but really entertaining to have around.
She sounds lovely!
Oh, that stuff doesn't get you promoted?
Michael you not only blog, but teach life lessons.
*takes notes
Natalie: She's a good person to make you feel better about your own shortcomings.
3rd: She's actually kind of a gossip.
Winter: Smart-ass.
My wife got a little tipsy at her last office get together. I really hope you're not talking about her.
Grant: Unless your wife hangs out at bars in Wrigleyville and flashes her tits for drinks, I think she's safe.
Michael: You love it.
Ah, the classic workplace blunder. Tell me this, has she ever tucked her skirt INTO her stockings and then walk around the office? That's always a crowd-pleaser...
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