Friday, May 18, 2007

Wolfo-quitz



Bye-bye, Paulie. It was nice beating up on you but now you have to go. How is it that I have not found time to blog about your sorry ass more often? I mean, you were a grossly incompetent manager. Hell, in the Washington Post's article today, a friend of yours acknowledged that you were a smart guy but that you, "Couldn't run a 2 car funeral." That's your buddy saying that. You must have been a really serious fuck up and I missed out on some great blogging opportunites. Oh well. C'est la vie.



Maybe the reason I overlooked such a golden opportunity is that I spent too much time focusing on yer buddy over at the DoJ. He's way more inept at his job than you are. That is if you believe that he was hired to run the Justice Department in a fair and balanced matter and not to politicize the office to the point that it is a mockery. If you believe he was appointed to be a toadie for the White House, then he is doing a great job.


The real smack in the nuts is that this guy isn't going anywhere. If the Bush administration thought they had problems with Gonzo running things, just let Chuck Shumer and company decide who gets the office next. You think the Senate Judiciary Committee is putting the screws to the administration now? Just let Alberto resign and see what happens. Even if a special prosecutor is assigned to bring criminal charges against him, they'll keep the case in the courts til Bush's term ends.

4 comments:

Winter said...

Any time I see Bush with Alberto Gonzales, Bush is being all touchy feely.

It creeps me out a little...

Michael K said...

It intrigues me in a Brokeback Mountain kind of way and I'm straight.

Winter said...

And Bush holding hands with another man, just shouldn't happen.

http://www.lrjjr.com/holding_hands_with_evil.jpeg

Ever.

Michael K said...

I know it's an Arab custom for men to hold hands as a sign of friendship and trust but... Ewwwww.