Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Something Fishy

I got home yesterday to find this sticker on my front door: I was a little skeptical of this statement especially considering the source (PETA) so I decided to do a little research and here are my findings:

Supporting Evidence:
  • None

Contrary Evidence:

  • Where were the fish when I needed help moving? Under water somewhere.
  • Fish are delicious.
  • Fish are full of omega 3 fatty acids.
  • Fish eat other fish. They are even food for themselves!

Conclusions:

  • Fish make really shitty friends.
  • Fish are not only food but really good food.
  • Dirty hippies love stickers.