Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Greatest Shits

Someone please remind me never to shake Sheryl Crow's hand. After her one square of TP remark, I was a little baffled. I don't know if her bowel movements are made of stone or if she has some sort of retractable anus that works like an ovapositor or something but I have to do a little scrubbing down there after I do my business. I'd like to take a shower after I make with the #2 but that's just not always an option and probably not so smart when it comes to water conservation. If I use just one square of paper, I am probably gonna need a whole mees of paper towels to get my hands clean. I apologize in advance for the horrible mental pictures this might have caused.


Winter said...

I once dated a guy who told me he HAD to get naked if he knew he was going to do #2.

Even in the stall at work.

Michael K said...

Did you continue to date him after you found that out? It would be a little confusing. It's like, "He's getting naked. Is it time for love or does he have to drop the kids off at the pool?"