Thursday, July 05, 2007

So There's This Guy...

He sits next to me at work and I am thinking of killing him. I have no idea why but he has decided that I am his best friend. I have done nothing to encourage this behavior. He annoys me endlessly. He is always coming up behind me and reading whatever I might be typing at that moment. If I am reading email, “Hey. Whatcha readin’?” Watching the You Tubes, “Hey. Whatcha watchin’?” I never know when he is going to be hovering over my shoulder. I have jokingly scolded him for it a number of times but he just doesn’t get the hint. It’s either murder or quitting and I got bills to pay folks. Things aren’t looking good for this idiot.

8 comments:

Grant Miller said...

Sorry. I'll knock next time.

Winter said...

A man after my own heart.

Natalie said...

that sounds awful. You need a door

Michael K said...

Grant: You better.
Winter: Me or him?
Natalie: I need a gun.

Winter said...

You, silly.

Winter said...

So it says I can email you a suggested post, but there's no email address.

Michael K said...

It should be on my profile now.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

It's sad to me that so many office people conform to the Office Space stereotype. I have people like that here, too. One guy who swivels his chair to always be facing me. Another who walks up behind me and -- rather than knock, cough or say hello -- simply waits for me to detect he's there and turn around.

I try to find some sort of sick, dry amusement in it. And I never forget it's pretty much going to be like that anywhere...