Friday, July 20, 2007

Attention Nerds!


HARRY POTTER IS NOT A REAL PERSON! HE CANNOT DIE! NEITHER CAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE BOOK! YOU CAN! STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE WAITING IN LINES! GO FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE AND WAIT TIL MONDAY TO BUY THE DAMN BOOK! IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOR PETE'S SAKE!

7 comments:

Beth said...

*snort*

... as only one who has never read a page o' Potter can snidely do ...

Michael K said...

I've never read a page either. Not my cup of tea. I read mostly non fiction and political satire but you didn't see me camping out in front of Borders waiting for P.J. O'Rourke's last book to come out.

Beth said...

I think we should start a P.J. O'Rourke camp-out. Think of the pithy remarks and sword fights!

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

I should probably be offended by your post title.

But instead, sadly, I'm secretly proud.

Besides, I'm not one of *those* people. I didn't preorder, and I didn't wait in line for it... rather, I picked it up by chance Saturday when I saw it for sale with no waiting.

Still no question I'm a card-carrying member of the "nerd" club...

Michael K said...

You get a pass from me, 3rd. Unless you were in a cape at the time you bought it.

Grant Miller said...

I've never read any of it and don't have it on my list of books to read.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

uh oh