Friday, May 30, 2008

I Went To College.


And I am sure my professors would be thrilled by this exchange I had today with a passing motorist:

Dude in truck: Nice hat, faggot! Cubs suck!

Me: Suck my ass!

Then I shot him the bird.

4 comments:

kroushlconflict said...

Ha! The "Cubs suck" standard issue insult won't work now jerks! Although I'm pretty sure I was muttering "Sox suck" as they won the world series...

Chris B. said...

You should have said "Thanks! It is a nice hat, and it cost me a pretty penny, I might add. Cheerio!" That would have baffled him and made him feel small. Perhaps even reflective of his short-sighted epithets.

Eh, fuck 'em.

twestgard said...

Seems to me you have learned the local lingo. Your profs should respect you for this. Any self respecting anthropologist would have known to call the guy a jagoff.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

I take it you're still in WI?