You Get What You Pay For

I have been reviewing the "Free" listings on Craigslist lately. Here are a few things that could be yours for nothing:

• Expired Baby Cereal - Unopened - We Care about our children but if you don't, come pick this shit up.
• used motor oil 8 gallons FREE -Throw in a wading pool and a turkey baster and you got yourself a deal. Ladies?
• concrete blankets -Sounds comfy.
• Free Boat:: What Do You Expect For Free ? -A fucking boat, I guess!