Monday, June 25, 2007

Shit You Don't Need

I eyed this product on the tube this morning in the break room at work.



It's called The Perfect Pushup and you might want to consider buying one if you have ever looked at your floor and thought, "You know what this floor needs? Handles!"

5 comments:

Winter said...

Yes but will it finally help me do a push up? Googling it as we speak.

Grant Miller said...

If my floor had handles I could totally lift it.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

The more time we spend shopping for exercise equipment that "helps" us do things our body does naturally, the less time we have to spend on the actual act of working out.

Remember when millions of people were lulled into thinking they could get abs of steel if only they had a little help sitting up?

I used to envy my friend's ab lounger. Then I realized my body was capable of doing the exact same thing.

Michael K said...

Winter: I don't think exercise is supposed to be aided.

Grant: Totally. I could proly bench like 3 floors.

3rd: Anything with the word Lounger in it is proly not really gonna help sculpt the old "aba-dabas" as Jake would say.

Prairie Dawg said...

You could do pommel horse routines too. That would work the abs, I guarantee. And on the comfort of your own floor, to boot!