Who Wouldn't Want To Take This Stuff?

I used to have an odd sensation in my legs that made it hard to get to sleep sometimes. Doctors call it Restless Leg Syndrome or RLS. Then my doctor recommended Mirapex and life has been great ever since. I no longer have those annoying urges to move when I want to relax. It's great but the benefits don't stop there. Here's a brief list of the other benefits:

• Falling asleep while driving makes boring road trips go by much faster.
• Standing up is like stepping off a merry-go-round. Weeeee!
• My earning potential is sure to take off with my new found interest in gambling.
• It's entertaining to watch my sex partners walk funny.