Friday, August 31, 2007

Gay Old Pachiderms

Warner is retiring after this term. Tony Snow, Gonzo and Rover are all resigning. Looks like the GOP has decided to pack it in in many cases and let someone else deal with all this shit. The Rs must be really thankful that the heat of summer is almost behind them.

Fall Political Predictions:
  1. Senator Craig will resign before the weekend is out. I guess this is still a summer prediction technically.
  2. Reid will start playing ball with Republicans when it comes to troop withdrawal guidelines.
  3. Another scandal will soon come to light revealing things about some of the folks who resigned. I say this because after a bunch of folks bailed out at Justice the whole US Attorneys fiasco broke.
  4. Fred Thompson will enter the race and go on the offensive against Giuliani. He will drop out in early January and throw his support to Romney.

I am sure I'll be claiming to have misspoke about these in a few months but the chance to gloat if I am right is just too tempting. Besides, this is the internet and I can edit this shit later.

3 comments:

Beth said...

Some damn good predictions. I'm hoping for a Romney nomination; I think he'll be easy to beat. Thoughts?

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/heartbroken_bush_runs_after_0

I predict that a few names change, but ultimately everything stays pretty much the same.

Grant Miller said...

I think you're spot on about everything. Especialy number 2.