Saturday, June 14, 2008

A Lesson Learned


If you are having coffee with a group of people and you notice that a woman has a cigar case in her purse, do not say, "Hey, you must really like the tobaccy. What kind of cigars do you smoke?" There is a good chance that she does not carry cigars in it.

7 comments:

Chris B. said...

Did you really do that?

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Rumor has it Monica Lewinksy once made a very similar mistake.

Michael K said...

Chris: Yes, I did. I knew my mistake a fraction of a second after it came out of my mouth.

Beth said...

*snort*

santipissed said...

um, what does one say then?

Michael K said...

Santi: One excuses himself to use tha can and then sits somewhere else when he gets back.

Winter said...

Hahaha! Classic..