- Obama is going to be our next president and I am taking all the credit in advance.
- The writers strike is over and SNL better make up for it tonight or I am going to throw my TV out the window.
- I went to Shedd Aquarium a few days ago and one of the whales exhaled in my face. It was pretty cool.
- Cubs are in training camp. I am getting excited. I am retarded.
I'm going to spend some time over the next several weeks in Milwaukee. If anyone has any suggestions on how to spend my time out there, suggestions will be greatly appreciated.