Monday, December 10, 2007

Al Sharpton Is At It Again

I guess Al couldn't find any innocent LaCrosse players to accuse of rape today so he decided to make threats against the Chicago Police Department. He is demanding an investigation into a number of police brutality cases or else he plans to petition the IOC to deny Chicago's olympic bid. Here are a few points I'd like the "Reverend" to consider:
  • There is already an ongoing investigation into several police brutality cases.
  • A Special Opersations Section task force was recently disbanded due to controversy.
  • A new Police head was brought in from the outside to clean up the force. Jody Weis has extensive experience in prosecuting corrupt cops.
  • Al Sharpton is an embarassment to the Civil Rights movement.
  • Does anyone believe the IOC will listen to Al Sharpton?
  • Al Sharpton was a drug dealer turned snitch to avoid prison.


thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Do you know if Sharpton has made any personal appearances on this matter? Because I swear Sharpton or a reasonable fascimile nearly hit me with a cream-colored luxury sedan last night.

Michael K said...

He was in town on Wednesday at the Mayor's office. I don't know if it was him that tried to run you down but I'd start a rumor just in case.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Well, if he drove himself for even a few minutes while he was here, there's a good chance it was him. We made eye contact as my mouth dropped in horror at the realization that this guy was speeding around the corner to turn left even though I was in the crosswalk and had the right-of-way.

Wednesday evening near Greektown.

Yep, now I'm sure of it.

It was him.

Let the rumors begin.