Showing posts with label rush hour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rush hour. Show all posts

Thursday, April 05, 2007

10 and 2 Please


Most days on the train I read a book but sometimes on the way home I just want to shut my brain off for a little while. A new hobby I have come up with is peering out the window on the blue line and observe the things people do when they are driving that do not encourage safe driving. I figure about 40 percent of the people I viewed were doing things they shouldn't be doing. Here is a short list of the things I have seen:
  • Cell phone use (most common and illegal activity)
  • Talking on phone while gesturing wildly with other hand (Who's got the wheel? No one.)
  • Reading (material usually pressed to steering wheel)
  • Nose picking
  • Smoking with arm hanging out window
  • Talking to person in back seat
  • Trying to get something from back seat
  • Putting on make up
Those are all pretty pedestrian and common. Now for the ones that floored me:
  • Trimming toe nails (foot on steering wheel)
  • Brushing teeth
  • Drinking beer in plain view (someone with a cell phone call a cop please)
  • Passenger giving driver a "noogie"
  • Smoking a joint
  • Taking shirt off
  • Cleaning the car (Armour All-ing the car)
  • Checking their blood sugar
  • Making out
That's just so far this week. I have to say that I am very disappointed that "rocking out" is not on this list. As far as I am concerned that is the only reason to own a car in the city. I mean, it's five o'clock folks - time to "Get the Led out."