- Obama is going to be our next president and I am taking all the credit in advance.
- The writers strike is over and SNL better make up for it tonight or I am going to throw my TV out the window.
- I went to Shedd Aquarium a few days ago and one of the whales exhaled in my face. It was pretty cool.
- Cubs are in training camp. I am getting excited. I am retarded.
I'm going to spend some time over the next several weeks in Milwaukee. If anyone has any suggestions on how to spend my time out there, suggestions will be greatly appreciated.
More soon.